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Rock, Paper, Lesbian

by Dick Davis

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1.
Stupid Happy 01:41
I feel stupid when I am happy, I feel retarded when I'm with you. I keep on tripping over your words, I know you think I'm a fool. So many times I just sat there staring, Cause I don't have anything worth saying, Everyday is an all day day dream, The clock spins around, and I think about you. I've got nothing to offer you, and you know it. I could spend all day trying to make you smile.
2.
Do you got a baby but you don't know who the daddy is? Do you have a 417lbs. kid? Do you got a monkey that can ride a bike? Are you sleeping with your uncle and you're not with your wife? Cause I've been watching and I don't know what to do. My best friends brother beat up all my boyfriends too. My mom's a fucking man but wait she's pregnant too. Test results are next and we'll be back in a few. Do you got a body but you're not sure where the brain is? Do you need a fucking idiot to sit down and explain it? Cause if so you might be perfect for our show. The Maury Show where all the shitty people go.
3.
Time Machine 00:49
Time machine, fuck yeah! Wouldn't that be nice? Yesterday, tomorrow, never fucken mind. Time machine, fuck yeah! Make your wrong or right. Time machine, fuck it! Time is shitty cause it's mine. The hands of time touched me back when I was young, but, I was so fucken scared I did not tell anyone. Now I'm 25 and you know that it's too late, Your life's a time machine just like mine cause time got in our heads.
4.
Just My Luck 01:29
I'm not as ticklish as I used to be, some coffee and a haircut is all that I need. Prove myself for a dollar and sixty cents. Spin our little circles and away we ran. I can't remember anything before, Funny tragedies and sleeping on the floor, I don't think that I could make it up, Saturday night breakfast, it's just my luck. Emotions are feelings that pulse, happiness is not one of those. It goes too fucking fast, much faster than my heart, Sadness is too slow to go. I feel like a flash light in the day time, a painting in the dirt, delicious soup prepared under water. Give me your wishes and I will go. Give me a kiss and I will go. You've got your little embassy inside of me, beside my liver and on top of my brain, getting drunk and having dreams, my specialty. $25 for what's left of me. $15 for what's left of me. Get it out of my sight, you can have it for free.
5.
Whoa 02:09
Let's go get physicals and place bets on the conditions, That fester unawares in various spots within us. I bet you by now we've both got something crazy. If yours is harder to pronounce I'll pay an extra fifty. I'll go back to school, you could learn to read, Right now I'm crossing i's and you're dotting t's. I can shave your legs and you could pierce my brow, Paint up our fucking faces and we'll rock the fucking town. We'll call eachothers moms and tell them that we're dead. Then rob 'em fucking blind when they're crying in their bed. We could go throw rocks at the cars passing by, If anybody stops we'll poke 'em in the eye. Share our leftist views with that racist, redneck guy, When he starts to mumble fucking poke 'em in the eye. Whoa, we dug ourselves a hole, Think we're gonna die, I'll slice the cheese if you pour the wine. I care for you, Do you care for I? Baby tell me yes or I'll start to cry. Stop for hitchhikers and get out of the car. Lay down on the road and ask them for a ride. When they're walking off, we'll hop back inside, Start honking to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine." Go out to the bar, we could play some pool, Tell the people that we're playing that we're really fucking good. When we lose again and it's time to pay the guy, We'll jump up on the table and we'll dance away the night.
6.
Coffee Time 01:31
Regular, or black. Goes so good with my cigarettes. In the morning, oh yeah! In the afternoon or the summertime. It's just another habit but you know I've gotta have it. See me start to cry if you're telling me its decaffeinated. I'm not superstitious but I've got a favourite mug. You'd be best to keep your hands off, don't touch. Cause it's coffee time all the time for me. Drive-thru, to go, from my own machine. Hey there baby, I see you've got a coffee too. It's coffee time and it's just me and you.
7.
Break the silence, Good try my turn, really do you think so? Really I do, That's that feeling, each day crawling. Someday, never mind. Maybe, forget it. Something isn't right, You and me, you and me I think. Take the long way, Let's walk slow, baby do you love me. Yeah I know, Just thought that maybe, like me you were going crazy.
8.
It was Tuesday at noon, the last time I saw you. Days later, at 2, you're gone, there's no sign of you. Know that you're angry and I know that you're sad. Shit I could've done that I really wish I had. Know that you're living in an upside down world, But please come back down, come back down, 3rd floor girl.
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Shoop Doop 02:01

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